My Lady, Their Baby

Fellas !
Have you ever wondered what really goes on in the minds of the parents of your girlfriend, wife, fiance, hoe, booty-call, special friend, baby mama, partner and whatever else you call that woman you're seen with. I know it goes both ways, women have to deal with their boyfriend's or husband's mom too but then i can only speak from the point of a view of the male specie.

I know i am freaked out, matter of fact, if i call the house and the parent answers, if its the mom, i turn on my charm, you know, speak in a low voice, smile on the phone (like she can see my black ass), and use an accent, (yup, it always work, they think its cute and you're trying to fit in), and ask for my lady, their baby. Is she home, can i speak to her, all in very polite grammar. If its the dad, chances are i'll just mumble some shit, say wrong number and hang the fuck up ! What is it about parents and the men in their daughter's lives that just don't click, some lucky bastards actually seem to break that barrier, i mean i have seen boys sleeping over their girlfriend's place and her dad had a sword on display in the living room ! how can you go to sleep and snore, knowing down the hall, theres an old man with military training and experience, who i really doubt is happy you're putting in work on his baby girl ?!

You see, thats the point, even though shes all grown up now, filled out, looking as sexy as Eva Mendez in 'Training Day' (Give me a minute, let me reflect on that again)...........ok, am good.....and even though you let the whole world know, this is your lady, in the eyes of her papa and mama, shes still their baby, that cute little thing that used to wail into the early hours of the morning, keeping them up late at night, going to her first dance rehearsal, holding daddy's hands, and making him feel so proud and alive..... so, they might see her as a grown ass woman, but everytime they imagine your paws on her, in the words of Jadakiss, 'it could get ugly' !

At the end of the day, its all for protection, i've got sisters too and i think i can understand how a man feels the need to guide them from these men called jerks, and especially since they don't wanna see her hurt, they might take extreme measures to make sure you're not going to bring the pain like method man. Ain't gon lie, am not really praying for a daugther, but if God blesses me with one, then he better bless me with patience to deal with those little jerks coming around the house like - 'Good Evening sir, My name is Mike, and i would like to take your daughter to the dance tonight'...........Hmmm, no problem son, just let me get my gun !

With Love
A Saint & A Sinner