Slang Saturday

Hey ya’ll. Nice to write you again, or nice to read me again. Either i’m being very lazy or very creative, but i’ve decided to take you into our world today. Our here means ‘me and my friends’. Rather than bore you with another narrative of whats meant to be, or whats not, and all that bla bla talk about how relationships fail and stuff, i’ve decided to introduce a new segment called ‘Slang Saturday’.

You’ll finally be able to understand what we really mean when we say some words that seem to fly past your heads, and have you scrambling for a dictionary. Its not really ghetto or street, its just well.. different. English is English afterall, at the end of day, in the words of my friend from Belize, even the Queen of England has a funny accent. LOL

I might catch some heat for this post here, seriously, my life might be in danger after exposing some secrets here, so, i hope its worth it! enjoy

Whats good ? How are you ?

Bogdan Blue - Romanian Cop

Pump Away - (i) To have sex with a girl, with the sole purpose of ejaculating, not caring a bit if she’s enjoying it or not.
(ii) To be in a hurry to have sex that it turns into a fast paced marathon

Curtis - A friend you cannot trust, one that will sell you out.

Wide Target - A fat ugly chick, ready to settle for any man she can get because she is desperate

Fry Something - To make an omelette anytime of the day

Snoopy - (i) A very hot teenage chick that looks and dresses like a sexy lady.
(ii) A cute chick that’s well in her 20s but looks and dresses like a teenager
(iii) An easy girl, usually ready to have sex anytime of the day within short notice
(iv) A chick that likes Hip Hop music a lot, and loves hanging out with rappers
(v) A chick thats quite short, usually less than 5' ft.

Jar - A place where you keep girls you intend to get with in the future

Gmix - To take lyrics or poems and re-work them into a romantic sms to be sent to a chick..

KFC Money - Money made from concerts or shows, which is not plenty enough to put in the bank.

No Homo - A phrase used after a guy has said something that may sound gay to another guy.

She’s Fucking Hot - A Phrase used by a horny guy to every girl that passes on the street.

Brassiere Tops - A G-Unit clothing tank top

Gyeah - (i) An excited way of saying ‘Yes’

Undercover - Staying indoors for a long period of time, usually a couple of days

Crack - Prison Break

Rehab - Refusing to watch any new episodes of Prison Break

OG Triple OG - A respected member of society.

Harrassing Chicks - Trying to pick up girls from the streets, usually with very obnoxious lines.

Doru - A tough guy you call for back up in a fight.

Teren - An imaginary underworld boss.

Blud - A friend, homie, brother that you love and trust with your life.

Copy & Paste - Being exposed, or caught cheating through Yahoo Messenger.

Kicking it - Hanging out with a bunch of very good friends.

Word Life - Usually means, you’re telling the truth

Samantha - A girl/woman that likes to have sex

Na Gina Ooo - A white girl that likes nigerian men/women A LOT

See ya'll next week saturday. In the meantime, Pray for me !

Your's Sincerely

A Saint & A Sinner

Child of The Eighties !