The Break Down of Break Ups

Prologue

First of all, my apologies are in order to my readers and the others. Especially those ones that glance through looking for some profanity and a catch phrase, you know who you are. But most of all to the dedicated followers I love ya'll too. keep coming back. Not a lot has changed since the last time we met, Nana is still feeling the age, moms is still praying for my soul, desert heat is still in stores, Barack Obama is still kicking ass, John McCain is still in Pain, Dubai is still hot, Natalie Portman is still on fire and my face is still black !

Am trying to stay off the relationship blogs, you know the boy-girl talk, but its damn hard to do, cuz these days men can't seem to get it right and women seem intent on staying single.

It is true that recently, i have beeen totally uninspired, but to borrow the phrase of Sacalici, i have found ''perfection in my imperfection''.. So, that being said, i am back, open your arms, and take me in, this here is the return of the blogger !!
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The warning signs are pretty much the same, for most couples at least, don't let all these bullshit T.V shows fool you, Oprah is a liar, tell her i said so, ''i kid i kid i joke i joke''and Dr Phil, Ellen, Tyra, Teo, all those couch sitting, story telling hosts that invite some dumb ass to sit next to them and cry when everybody claps always piss me off. They always ask the same stupid question,
So what do you think happened ? How did that make you feel ? I just can't wait for the day, someone'll answer and say ''what i think happened is i slipped, bumped my head, and lost my mind and it makes me feel like i should kick you in the face till your make up runs red !

My parents seperated unofficially when i was 5 months old, my dad married a second wife, by the time i was 10, the split was kind of official, so everytime i run into some idiot that thinks he/she knows it all, they'll ask me how it has affected my relationship. Am fine, fuck you. Anytime i hear of some long term couple breaking up, i shudder, how do u go on after 5 years with someone ? You'll be so used to having that person around, eating, sleeping, talking, walking together and then suddenly ur alone. I would lose my mind if that happened to me, i would dress up my pillow, put her perfume on it, and name it after her. Come dinner time, it'll be, honey, come down to eat ! don't spill sauce on ur cover, you know you're wearing it to bed !

What leads to a break up in a perfect relationship ? Now, am not talking about the tramp you love and whos fucking everyone but you, cheating on your ass so much that even in bed when you're having sex, she imagines you're someone else and calls his name out, loud ! oopss

We're not talking about that dude that always has to 'go' right after he 'comes'

And am not talking about celebrity couples, hollywood hook-ups, its all for the photo op and publicity, like you really think Jay Z is gonna grow old with Beyonce, pleeeasee.. after it dies down, they move on. its part of the deal, read the contract !

Am talking about that real love, where everything is perfect, and then gradually, the cracks start appearing, the arguements, the fights, the misunderstandings, the silence, widening, sucking both of you into the darkness until finally someone explodes. You know its over because you stay out longer rather than return home, but you can't explain why. Are all relationships doomed ? Do they have a lifespan and does it vary from couple to couple ? Or it depends on the people involved, people always say opposites attract, is that the secret to a long lasting r/ship ?
Like a jamaican dating an accountant (baby lets get high: Noo, i have to balance this sheet) or a banker dating a gypsy (I brought you some gifts but i can't find them ? Oh they're for me, am sorry baby, i already stole them)
And then it all comes down to, he changed/she changed - hes a jerk/shes a bitch - he doesn't talk at all/she talks too much., he snores/she walks in her sleep with a knife in her hand !

And even though you're certain, you don't wanna let go because he/she is the 'one' and you might spend the rest of your natural life being miserable if you break up, at that point in time, you still go ahead, and slam the door and walk out, not looking back, head all heavy, shoulders falling down, seeking a new start, and making plans, thinking about what you're going to do with your freedom, ignoring temporarily the price you will pay for it. (Your hands will suffer).

Your's Sincerly
A Saint & A Sinner